You can also pop your popcorn in plain undyed paper bags. Toss them in oil, put em in the bag, microwave.

The Zola algorithm is real

I don’t know, but good work!

I set a timer on your phone to match(ish) the timer on the air fryer

You can also make your own microwave popcorn without the PFAs for a lot cheaper. Just toss some popcorn seeds in oil, put em in a plain paper bag and microwave.

The best thing Europe could do is take those savings and use it to cover the salaries of a couple full time developers per country to help verify code and add new features.

It would be such a boon to the whole world.

It would be even cooler if we had a right to privacy

Coloured electrical tape works. Make little flags.

I would hope that 10-year-olds are celibate

I care more about how little rich people pay more than I care about how much I pay. I also care about my tax dollars being wasted.

DOGE could actually be a good thing if it were actually looking through the functions of government to eliminate redundancies, waste, and leakage.

But nope, it’s run by a man child who uses his idea of economics (which is informed by right-wing memes) to eliminate government programs that actually help people and the economy.

So his plan is working then!

/s

It’s still a rip-off

Who knows. We need a movie set in between the time frames we see to tell us.

We’re only 20 years after Joe got frozen and he hasn’t been thawed yet. We still have 480 years before things get that bad.

Whoever told you B was an actual opinion of anyone lied to you. You should take everything else they say with a huge grain of salt.

That was fast

gestures broadly at the internet

If you can’t find something to get off to for free you’re either incompetent or a degenerate

Cerebral Policy? We could use some of that

Ha!

My ISP sends me emails saying (paraphrased) “we’re only forwarding this email because we have to. We don’t track your data and your IP logs are wiped every 30 days. Your best option is not to respond because then they would know who you are.”