They absolutely destroyed the iOS app. Barely usable now

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Hey nice try gaslighting but anyone with eyeballs can see the fucking nazi salute, fuck all the way off

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Shut the fuck up Ivan

Fuck off Ivan

Took me like a day on bluesky to find all the funny people. Never saw any funny people on mastodon. :-(

Nazis do both at the same time because they lie

My favorite thing is when I notice the chain is emailing people who don’t need to see it and Reply All after moving them to BCC (I add a note saying “moved X to BCC” for transparency).

People love me :-)

Aren’t his lawyers suing him?

I saw a meme recently about boat chemtrails (the wake) leaving carbine monoxide in the water which I thought was hilarious, since they do.

Sounds like an old Palm Pilot game I used to play.

Space War

Russia?

I’ve had this idea before. I named the fictional business “Spoiled Bachelor”

The default iPhone app and sign-up process for the main instance is pretty darn straight-forward. I’ve never been a Twitter guy so I can’t speak to functionality, but it seems fine to me already.

It’s really nice to see a normal person resisting fascism instead of just magical space wizards.

Just solved an issue with transcoding where I had to delete the codec. It redownloads on server launch so was an easy fix.

Sports journalists in particular — so annoying that all breaking NFL news goes through Xitter.

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times? You stupid monkey!

How do you get better at playing the guitar without actually playing the guitar?

(edit): Point taken, but “playing the guitar” still wins by a mile