I get shit all the time for trying to challenge the status quo. I know for a fact everyone will be happy once I’m gone. I’ll be happy once I’m gone.
Unfortunately I work in dystopia USA and am a corpo whore for healthcare because I have a family to support.
I’d hope and pray my employer lowers my salary so much I can be in a lower tax bracket. Than I can go on welfare which pays for all my necessities and is a solid flawless system I can live off of for the rest of my life.
Well I think we established you can’t stick your dick in it. So I’m out of ideas.
Well I’m glad it’s this and not a drone made of poop.
I understand now.
Damn 3 Baby elephants? That’s like 225 ducks!
Unfortunately the best we can do is 1939.
Sloth, you are too lazy to do any of it and just imagined it all.
So the real question. How is walking up and down steps?
I throw them one of these looks.
Getting high and playing on modded Tribes servers was a certain form of Zen for me.
Had a similar issue I had to help my folks with. Turns out their was a whole mandarin orange peel jammed inside the pipe. Not sure how it shimmied past the filter, but was one hell of an extraction I never want to do again.
Except instead of a smuggling guns or drugs we are stealing eggs and produce.
I thought the picture was Prawncus Zelder?
Correction, the penis you found in Lake Huron has fossilized.
Everything reminds me of Vim
Keywords.
Flash my piece - white in the face - fuck - real quick