Better than trumps balls

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Don’t Ask Don’t Tell: Genocide Edition

Recently dropped a Le Creuset kettle and snapped the plastic whistle. Emailed them asking if this could be fixed, they said, nah, and processed a replacement kettle of my choice without asking if I was still within their 5 year warranty.

I wasn’t.

Gifted it to a friend who recently got her own place to live.

Well I for one don’t know a gawd damn thing.

But this is a fresh building and the lock is still smooth as butter. I put enough strength into it to fear snapping something somewhere (either the lock or me).

My wife just needed to turn the key like normal to get in. Nothing stuck.

Same homie

Can’t, too dull

Lmao, I didn’t know where else to go. I’m in no danger or upset, just a dull man who did something dumb

For those asking about the lock.

So like I said, I forgot to pull my key out the keyhole, then turned the knob on instinct, tried to open it, failed, tried to unlock it, failed.

I’m as confused as you are

Turnips depressed sugar daddy paid a lot of money for it, so they gotta try to get his money’s worth

Not in a rush, I can hold out

*what’s the etiquette for responding to comments that say the same thing first? Should I copy and paste myself or just say first come first serve?

Not in a rush, I can hold out

I just learned this today. Haven’t thought about the implications yet.

Thxthx

We know they love their quotas

Those documents with his signature

I’m willing to bet the conversation on the document never happened, and they just forced him to sign.

Lmao, at 2 minutes, he legit lays out why the police is too pussy ass bitch to do their job

Lmao. Don’t buy anything anymore. No tariffs on Russia means more shit gets rerouted through there.

In mother Russia, package open you.