Enhanced interrogation?

Guess you need to give up your house to some random people, since your ancestors weren’t born here two thousand years ago.

You know, since that’s what establishes who belongs where. Now GTFO.

Well, it’s been fun matching wits with a potato, but I think I’ve seen what you have to offer.

Enjoy your meal!

Better than to ask your preference? I guess your betters let you know what you like. You’re right, I was being a silly goose.

I guess licking boots gives you a lot of time to think. What’s your favorite flavor of polish?

Oh, I never thought of it like that.

What a great criticism! You’re obliviously someone who has thought long and hard about this topic

Chewbacca ate my balls.

Do you need me to help you out of the evidence room, step cop?

An unarmed aid ship gets attacked, likely by the Israeli government.

You: Damn Hamas.

She argues like she works out— just a lot of desperate flailing.

Deposed?

I didn’t know that, but it makes so much sense.

Hilarious Chaos seems to be comprised entirely of edgelord trolls who think 00’s era bigotry is the height of comedy.

I don’t believe you’ve ever read a book.

So that’s a pretty good joke!

Wow. You’re pretty clever, buddy.

Maybe pick up a joke book for kids or something accessible like that.

Ooh, a repeat!

Guess you really only know the one joke.

What’s the matter, couldn’t think of your own joke?

Lazy ass trolls these days.

Wow that was pretty clever.

Is that what your wife said when she left? I know you didn’t think of it yourself.

Ignorance is bliss, as they say.