Damn, beat me to it.

“I don’t think 22 minutes is so bad.”

“NOT SO BAD?!? THAT’S A WHOLE EPISODE OF SEINFELD! IT TAKES US A WHOLE EPISODE OF SEIN-FUCKIN-FELD TO ROB A BANK!”

I honestly think this makes a pretty good fit.

Castlevania’s flashy, ornate aesthetic and over-the-top dramatics could transition nicely to the stage.

Like, imagine the WHAT IS A MAN monologue being belted out from centerstage under a spotlight and accompanied by organ music.

Right? Look at Moneybags over here with their 11-minute Shangri-la! Oooooo.

cries in poverty

I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner’s voice.

As a lefty and a lifelong Zelda fanboy, I will never forgive Nintendo for taking away our best representative.

The caption backfired and I’m now recalling heartbreaking Futurama memories.

“Sweet deal.”

THANK YOU. 👍

Maybe I’m the outlier here, but if I’m a big enough fanboy of a certain anime, I don’t mind a semi-crappy video game port that let’s me further bask in that universe. Even moreso if the game’s throwing out extra new lore or good fanservice at me.

Plus there was always something oddly charming about clunky PS2-era licensed anime games to me, although I admit nostalgia may be influencing my perspective there.

And this is coming from someone who played through both PS2 Eureka Seven games to completion.

Good ol’ Fink Manufacturing…

Good to know!

I’m fortunate enough to still have my full collection of RB4 instruments functional after all these years, and I frequently bust them out with my wife and my friends when the booze hits just right.

In the announcement they really emphasize that you’ll keep the songs you’ve already bought. What they haven’t clarified is whether you’ll still be able to continue downloading dlc tracks that are already released. Severing that from the playerbase would really suck.

Although they are releasing one final DLC pack before this ends, so who knows?

I always had a fondness for the Gumby: Robot Rumpus short.

This. This is the one.

(Long live Ace Rimmer.)