As an LGBTQ+ American, I urge such evangelicals to execute themselves.

Try the album Shinola from Ween. Especially the track “Big Fat Fuck.” It is very wobbly and buzzy.

I only know the OG cartoon and movies, myself. Shredder wasn’t even the true villain in the OG cartoon after a certain point; he became Krang’s bumbling henchman in like the second or 3rd season. Krang, being the literal brains of the operstion had plans and Shredder, well… Shredded them.

I microwave water for almost everything that requires boiling water except cooking pasta.

Interrupt by yelling “CHICKEN JOCKEY” every few bars.

Canned black olives are the only olives I really enjoy, but I haven’t had a green olive since I was a kid and now I am not sure if the olive was gross or if it was just the pimento I hated.

But dill pickles (gherkins) are a top tier snack and condiment.

Ubisoft is the Shredder of game companies. Evil, but ultimately their plans would fall apart even without the Turtles intervening because they are just awful.

Air traffic control still uses floppy disks, windows 95, and a plastic board of paper tag numbers to keep track of shit instead of a computer.

I originally subscribed to Spotify because its suggested music playlist continuation after playing some songs you already liked was really good at finding stuff similar to what I wanted.

But it stopped being good at some point and I only keep it because I also haven’t been charged anything in 3 years now but still have premium service. 🤷‍♂️

That’s not big enough.

It should be the 2 gallon Costco-sized jug to truly be 'Merican.

“Forum” is more appropriate, and what we used to call non real-time communication tools online. Real-time is a chat room. Even tho forum would be appropriate for that, too.

a place, meeting, or medium where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged.

I have a time machine. I’ll have all the time I need to figure it out.

I’d go back to the Precambrian era around the time of the “explosion” to see what caused it. Though I may need a space suit. Was the atmosphere habitable at that time? 🤔

I don’t because most of the time, it’s correcting words that are already spelled correctly into a slightly different word that doesn’t fit the context and ends up taking more time to type something than just manually correcting any errors.

Like its to it’s and vice versa. Or fuck to duck.

Guess we all should…

Prepare for trouble.

He’s gotta die sometime, unless they’ve secretly developed immortality drugs.

You ever been in a crowded space with hundreds of people talking all at once? You can hear everyone, but not enough to really make out anything except once in a while when someone gets louder than everyone else.

That’s what my thoughts are like when I am not high on weed.

When I am high, the crowd shuts the fuck up and I can actually focus on a single, complete thought.

Wouldn’t that be more Avant Garde?

Edit: They’re the same thing. TIL

Fuck developer choice! What about my choice as a consumer?

sniffs

Its not water. It’s chlorof…