Don’t Mess With The Zohran

Fluorida

Yellow is what I’ve tried, but I could see others working well, maybe a spicy brown stone ground to counteract the sweetness

Fuck u/spezi

Oh wait, sorry, knee-jerk reaction. Carry on.

Oreos and yellow mustard. Don’t knock it til you try it. Then call me a heathen, respectfully.

Yeah, but it’s delicious and makes me feel good and I don’t want to be 90 anyway. Wait, smokers say that. Shit.

Cory Booker needs to go away. He only cares when it affords him headlines so that he can feel good about himself running for president yet again. He will never be president, ever.

I like this, some made up meaningless inefficient chaotic bullshit, maybe call it Department of Government Efficiency 🤷

Narrator: “they are”

We need Richard Hendricks and his new internet asap

54k for me too, weird.

I have a Dyson smart air purifier / heater combo in my room. It has a mostly real time app that shows whether the air is healthy or unhealthy. One night I was laying in bed and felt some gargantuan ass thunder brewing, so I aimed my cheeks toward the Dyson and watched gleefully as my air quality went from green to red. Technology is amazing.

Interracial gay porn. FTFY

Giddy up!

The English Patient. Sex in a tub? That doesn’t work!

There was a park near my house where often cops would sit to catch speeders. Driving past one day, I didn’t see a cop and I told my parents I was surprised by this. My folks told me that they were there, just undercover. I asked where, and they pointed to a woman walking a dog and they told me it was an undercover speed dog. For years I’d point out suspected speed dogs when we’d drive places. I am not a smart man.

Elmer’s is on sale this week for $2.99 fyi y’all

It’s right after pony season.

Imagine Dragons

He does actually look European to me, who knows though