YEAH! Where’s the book where he just does algebra and other boring shit for 300 pages.

I’m from Illinois, and this is definitely my in-laws with my wife. “Alright wife, we should get going”, an hour and a half later…

Oh my God, someone else who reads PKD’s Second Variety. It has stuck with me ever since I’ve read it.

This is so crazy at this point, it REALLY seems like it has to be a money laundering operation.

I live right by the area this house is in. It’s in Winnetka, the “North Shore” of Chicago, where all the rich execs that work in Chicago live.

AAS (as a service) is coming in all forms. We’re almost there, in reality. Cars, houses, etc etc.

I’m sorry… Markwayne?

What kind of stupid fucking name is that.

Jesus Christ. I just bought the top of the line model 2 weeks ago… FML

From the comments here, apparently I was the only one who really enjoyed watching OWL.

Yeah, it wasn’t perfect, yeah it always had a meta, but it was fun to watch.

“We’ve decided not to pursue Web Integrity API.”

“Oh great! But what’s that giant thing under the tarp behind you”

“Oh don’t worry…”

The FTC, “But Market consultation is great for the consumer, right?”

Unless that device is Roku

Welcome to the United States. Everything is subsidized, then turned around to fuck the average person.

Actually, cable didn’t even raise prices this fast. We’ve, unsurprisingly to anyone familiar with capitalism, created something worse.

Lisa needs braces