I live at 2000m altitude

I had a problem with skin on the tops of my knees drying out and flaking, it was quite painful

Turned out it was the antiperspirant I was using on my armpits got on my knees when I bent over to put my socks on and dried out the skin 😂

I can’t stand detective series

I’m not even particularly keen on David Mitchell

Absolutely no fucking idea why I enjoyed “Ludwig” this week then

I know a guy that lives under a bridge. He only does wet cuts though.

Simply because he has a fetish for urinating on hair

*Sentence with more than ten words or two commas

*Americans so used to dumbed-down soundbites - “Is this a word salad?”

Really shitty source there, OP

Edit - OP edited it to something a bit better!

Removed by mod

Clicks link

The very first word in the article is a glaringly obvious fucking typo. Why on earth would I want to read anything that website has to say?!?

Not surprised to see nobody recommended bringing back Wilfred

Knew a Wilf once and he was a complete dickhead

The difference being

Jen-e-vive

Vs

Zhawn-vi-ev

Highly detailed, hand sculpted Jack the German shepherd Yorkshire terrier by the look of it

Let’s not blame capitalism where consumerism is at fault

The correct answer to “how to plan a road trip on the Amalfi coast” is

“Don’t”

I’ll stop flipping the hair when you stop buying landfill you cunts

Woooosh

Leave. The fuckin. Review

Change it

Leave. The fuckin. Review

It takes thirty seconds and if you don’t do it, we’re fucked then you’ll moan about it 😂

I’m not cool and I’m fucking furious you excluded me

Some hipster cunt tried this on me in Switzerland last week after charging me 5chf for a coffee

It’s your fucking civic duty to press “NO” and get straight on Google maps, TripAdvisor whatever and leave a 1-star review for even attempting to normalise this shite

Yes, “developing nations” best describes countries without free healthcare, decent consumer protection, or reasonable public transport, let’s stick with that