Weight and dopamine releasing clicks are the best.

The armpits will be visible from space. Stay cool my Parisian homies.

Happy cake day

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

And the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.

Should be the Wholesome News thread

My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.

Clev-AH

I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.

Egg.

Seems like you need more freedom.

I love it. It’s beautiful too. Great job with it.

With frequency coverage from 0.29 to 52 GHz and a system temp colder than my ex’s heart at 20 Kelvin, the GBT could probably pick up the Playboy channel’s quantum echo from the edge of the universe. But unless those 64 bolometers are tuned for late-night static, you’re outta luck, champ. This baby’s built for star stuff, not soft stuff.

How many channels you getting on that bad boy? UFC? Playboy? Electric Blue?

Burying his ex wife in the bunker was only the 89th item on the 169 item long list.

So are we sending him over or what? Gotta take him now before he starts on the ozempic and then all you got is flabby skin and smelly feet.

My 300lb nephew washes his feet once every 29th of February and loves to cuddle. We can send the animal over if you like.

He divorced the posters mom, so yeah, in this case it makes sense. He’d also come home late and eat all of the posters yogurts. That’s fucked up.

Oh come on. You know.

This dating app profile is making my pee pee skin tight and veiny.