Lot of people don’t get that, tho.

Don’t get me started on the difference between a group and a Group…

Wait, Rust is a functional language and not object oriented?

My first boss was a “just” guy. Thankfully he was also pro dev, being one himself, but sadly he was completely self-taught. This led to some interesting ideas, such as:

“We should not migrate anything to, or start any new projects in, .net framework 3. We should become the experts in .net framework 2, so people who need .net 2 solutions come to us.”

“Agile means we do less documentation.” (But we were already doing no documentation)

“Why are you guys still making that common functions class library? I just copy a .vb file into every project I work on, that way I can change it to suit the new project.” (This one led to the most amusing compound error I’ve fixed for a fellow dev.)

Good guy, all in all. But frustrating to work for often.

I have research to do, I see.

Can you elaborate for the curious among us?

No, you`re right.

This looks like a python programmer that is mad they have to write C# Java…

I don’t believe there was any specific API in use here, for virus scanning or not. I suppose maybe the device driver API? I am not a kernel developer so I don’t know if that’s the right term for it.

Crowdstrike’s driver was loaded at boot and caused a null pointer dereference error, inside the kernel. In userspace, when this happens, the kernel is there to catch it so only the application that caused it crashes. In kernelspace, you get a BSOD because there’s really nothing else to do.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wAzEJxOo1ts

They’re a lot better than that where I live.

I am not gonna lie, a part of me wonders if it was staged or set up somehow by his own side, or just a sufficiently deranged right-winger hoping to galvanize support for Senor Orange here…

Still the best option, huh?

As someone else said, it’s mainly so I can ask couriers to leave packages in specific places, tell salespersons to go away without getting up, etc.

This one. Especially if I am not home.

That’s an interesting solution. However I don’t need this. I basically want a video intercom with whoever’s at the door.

Maybe I’ll look into electronic locks later, I guess. It’s not really a priority.

Apparently platypuses glow under a blacklight, much like sperm does. That’s the joke, in case anyone didn’t know.

C#. Or Python if you must. Don’t use Javascript.

I would like to use IPv6 but google and MS are having a dick waving contest with competing implementations, as I understand it. So fuck it.

Whichever you prefer. There is no correct way.