Sounds like the perfect place to go for a drive and listen to the Left Right game.

Is there a secret emu army? Ready to repel all potential land invaders somehow crazy enough to attempt Australia?

His house has nipples?

Is his name Max Rockatansky? If so he’ll be fine.

Mandela effect joke slips on banana peel, dies.

Mandela died in jail. So…

Bacon that doesn’t break in several places when you bite into it?

That’s only in movies.

Let’s add Cheers to this list.

Rag name oddly appropriate here.

/golfclap

Amazing.

All we were good for was being silent consumers and producers.

Use the debt’s gravity well to slingshot into the stratosphere!

Haunted by the ghost of a rice cracker

That’s just perfect imagery.

This meme is the most those people have ever actually contributed to society as a whole.

Capitalist making decisions based only on increased ROI?

Say it isn’t so.

Fuck I hate this “single goal” system.

So fucking short sighted.

Never lasting gobstopper.

He was pretty awesome in every role.

The Batman Behind was elevated by his performance.

That’s because at a certain point things like this should just become services.

But that’s wildly against capitalists mindset so…

This.

People are inherently irresponsible. Dog owners, not all but many, simply think having the animal makes it a pet.

Call that motherfucker out on his irresponsible behavior not tending his own animal.

Read all the text at once. It’s writing a song.

Use them as envelopes for letters.