I’d say these views are more mainstream than you might know.

I’m so fucking tired of the word “cringe” lately.

“Me and the boys was wonderin’ if we could go family style on 'er…?”

Add Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn to that pile. Can’t stand any of 'em.

Are we talking about Jack Black, or The Rock…?

Well said. Can’t stand that guy.

Fuck. I weep for the species.

A planetary population of completely gullible fuckwits that believe a fancy search engine is capable of anything beyond fevered hallucinations…

…well SHIT.

How? Vlad gonna throw them…?

Sawed-off can’t elope.

That’s one of the only posts I’ve made

Just one?

I’m a dog!

Or Bringing Paxil Back

Watch me eat 450 fucking hard boiled eggs is good…

Wtf did i just watch…?!

And the winds are ripe for muffins!

Do you prefer Jedi?

Each of those only counts as one! This brought back memories.

“I just wanna tear him down, chop him up, and make guac-a-mole.”

Saul Goodman. My typical response when i catch my own is “ducking autocorrupt.”

“I don’t like that question. I don’t LIKE that question. I don’t like THAT question…!”

Duh. Line MUST GO UP.

Russia: it was caused by one individual smoking. Nothing to see here. Move along.

“Oh, you’re really something aren’t you?”

“I am, and you’re nothing, aren’t you?”

Mr Smarty Pants got destroyed.

He’s Schrodinger’s Christian. Mother fucker is so slippery, getting a straight answer out of him is akin to trying to nail jello to a wall. Good luck.

“What do you mean ‘belief?’ What do you mean by ‘in?’ What does ‘a’ mean?”