Captain Poofter

i live in a really great location for getting onto a bunch of different highways. because of this, ubers circle the area because they are closer to more things. it shows you the ubers in the area, and I will see like 8 or 9 going in circles, waiting. so i select the “wait and save” option on the app, because it’s 3 dollars less and figure the wait won’t be long because demand is low and there are plenty of drivers. nope. it literally just enabled a timer that didn’t put my order through until it was over. it wasn’t giving me a deal for being flexible with my pickup time, it was CHARGING ME 3$ just to have the privilege of them not withholding my service order arbitrarily.

fuck uber man that made me so mad

i turn off upscaling and enable dedicated fullscreen immediately, and then i get mad if the game cant run well without it. it literally NEVER looks better. the edges are ugly, frame rate stutters, things look patchy cross hatched, weirdness, i hate it.

Clair Obscur (amazing) is the most recent offender. all the default settings it chose for my computer made it run like crap AND look ugly. disabled ai upscaling and enabled dedicated fullscreen, and the game looks beautiful and runs like butter on my aging 3070.

i have no idea why the industry started making these the default settings but i wish they would stop.

I don’t consider ray tracing to be in the same category as these other technologies, though. ray tracing can look fantastic as long as it doesn’t kill the frame rate.

this game was such janky fun!

wall climbing with the swords was so awesome and i loved that the devs didn’t patch it they just embraced it

Dark Fall 1 & 2 (specifically not 3)

couple of my favorite point and click adventures, and I’ve played a lot

I’m so tired of remakes and reboots y’all. it’s been like 10 years of this. i just want new games.

it’s because they are old, and nothing ever got better. everything only got worse. literally everything

this will happen to you too

nice. I just cancelled mine.

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yes. especially without kids.

frankly you seem to really care a lot about this topic and i was only making a passing remark on my personal experience, and I don’t really care to learn about the intricate differences between using ios and android. like at all. have a great day though!

they have been siphoning features off each other for so long, the differences are only splitting hairs imo.

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i meant more like the ux, but yea also that stuff 😂

Android and ios are basically indistinguishable to me at this point

oh, ya. Onimusha exists.

i just use a little of the effort i saved by sitting down the whole pee

ya it all started cuz of that makeover show queer eye for a straight guy then the south park episode

i love sitting down to pee. with a penis, even. standing up takes effort. sitting does not. i can dribble off in the toilet instead of on my pants. i can check my phone quick. i can sit instead of stand. pee flows out better sitting down so i strain less. i don’t have to stand elbow to elbow with a stranger holding his dick, too literally ever. the pros are quite good.

the only bad thing is apparently some men think it’s not manly! but im gay sooo oh nooooo anything but that. also sometimes the water is too high and the tip of your dick might touch but really this barely ever happens. I’m tall anyways, so when i use a urinal my dick is squished up by the top rim most of the time anyways which i find gross too.

so everyone who is alive now BECAUSE of all that information doesn’t deserve their life because of your ethical standards? we can agree to disagree.

i am a carnivore. i eat flesh. i have zero disillusionment about what life and it’s atrocities actually are. enjoy your high horse, I won’t be responding to you anymore.

edit: did you know particle board was invented by the nazis? ever buy any build it yourself furniture? better throw it out. ever drink a fanta soda?

now you’re just going in outlandish directions. if you don’t have the nuance to distinguish between not letting lives go to waste and murder, then have a good day.