Yeees! Split the vote, you dipshit!

Americas enemy

So… Greenland?

Command-detonated directional anti-personnel mine “M18 Claymore”.

It can also be used as a booby-trap, but that is prohibited by the Ottowa Treaty.

They voted again, he is chancellor now

It will be turned into a giant lake once they are done mining. You burn a lot of volume and filling it wil soil again is just not possible

For now, most of the ad bullshit can be turned off. Though it turned back on after the latest software update and forced me to spend another 10 minutes digging through the horrendous settings menu.

What you think of is district heating, it (usually) just uses warm/hot water instead of steam.

The “cooldown” would normally be a stint in prison. Unfortunately he was only convicted but not sentenced.

If you live paycheck to paycheck you don’t own a Teala in Germany.

Why limit yourself to the penguins?

Most of those problems would solve itself though. Things would just happen a minute too early, which might cause chaos for an hour or so, but overall nothing too serious. But IT people all over the world would try to find out how that mysterious gap in their logs and data happened for weeks afterwards.

Damn, you’re right!

The initial claim of Musk was that Doge saves $2 trillion… That would be ~$1.2k per citizen.

But honestly I’d be surprised if that figure isn’t closer to $100 billion “saved”, which would net each american a <$60 cheque. And all of that money goes towards paying higher egg prices.

Edit: changed the numbers to reflect Trump’s claim.

Glass easily bends

“Give me liberty or give me coin” 10k gold on AoE3

This sounds like the stories my grandma told me about the GDR. They also had to get up early to get basic necessities, otherwise they were gone.

The amount of sleep trackers on the app stores is an indication that they already did.

Does drag use any rice seasoning? The store bought stuff is usually quite sweet imo, maybe drag’s partner likes their sushi with that.

He wasn’t a convicted felon the first time around.

Circulating vs total supply?