This is the Zohran the Destroyer you’ve been hearing about

Isn’t a “persistent spike” just an increase?

Depends on which one breaks faster

At least this will make it easier to identify douchebags

I’m American: my dad told me a couple years ago that immigrants were “unclean.” I’m almost 40, and that was the first time he’d ever used that phrase. That’s probably the first time I realized how “mainstream” extremism had become, since he has virtually zero online presence.

Because it’s easier to repossess a TV than dental work

TradeWars are good and easy to win!

Predicting his first public statement

A/S/L?

prompt engineer

They were paying people to fucking ask it questions? A professional Google searcher?

Agreed, that’s why I went with 2026. Right up until Election Day 2024 I imagine people were still planning families, but once all those kids are born in 2025 I expect a drop off.

Bet that trend reverses by 2026

As long as you call it Freedom Points or some other pandering bullshit the super patriots will cheer for it.

Something is really breaking down and I think social media is at the center of it.

I feel like you could apply this to almost every societal crisis we’re facing. It’s like social media took every little crack in the foundation and turned it into a chasm.

They took my freaking kidney!

Titanfall was so goddamn fun. Hey, do you like the combat in CoD: Modern Warfare 2? Do you also want to call in a giant mech suit once in a while? Well buckle up, Buttercup, cause I’ve got a game for you!

Probably missed a lot of questions on the math test at the end of the “calculating interest” lesson.

Good to know!

PSA on an iPhone, by default, if you press the lock button 5 times in a row, your phone will lock and facial recognition and fingerprint unlock will be disabled.

If you’re a US citizen they can only hold you for 48 hours without pressing charges. I no longer have faith that limit will be enforced, but it’s there in theory.