Idiocracy was NOT supposed to be a guideline!

“I just take one day at a time and pray about it and keep moving on." And THAT is why they will steamroll your community. Because you will just sit there and take it, praying for change.

This is not dull to me. The first time I fixed a door for similar reasons, the Internet didn’t exist as it does now. I had to go to my public library in hopes to find books on how to do so since my father was on travel for work for over a month and long distance calls were expensive. It might be easier today, but fixing something around the house is an important skill. I hope that you are proud of the work you did.

That’s a bold move. We should get confirmation that the CEOs are aware of this. We should also get confirmation that they signed off on this. And a photo op with said people too, you know, for prosperity…

Denied due to pre-existing conditions…

I wish all bathrooms were like this. It would be so much easier for me as well as so many other people.

I regularly mowed my neighbor’s lawn during their time in treatment since they had almost no energy for it. Sometimes I would make soup, but if you are going to cook, find out what their food restrictions are first.

There is also a tax on when the speakers are not in use.

Rump’s entire argument has been nothing but FUD.

Someone get a tube of burn cream

That’s a bold move Cotton

This just goes to show that nobody ever graduates school. What happens in elementary school in terms of popularity contests reoccurs in junior high and high school, college, businesses, religions, and governments. Humanity is still in its adolescence and until we actually mature as a species, we will constantly be on the brink of death or we will find a way to make it happen.

Don’t forget to dock their pay if they do something unproductive like sleep.

Just announce Kelly. Have an astronaut for VP!

I’m still waiting on an XKCD that references #936 with the fact that we soon as we have reliable, functional quantum computing, all of the passwords from before that point in time will be completely and utterly broken. That the only way to make a password that a quantum computer would have a tough time breaking is if it was made by another quantum computer. Unless of course the comic has already been made and I just missed it, which is a complete possibility because this year for me has been utterly crap.