The article states that it’s smaller and cheaper. The reason it’s not widespread is that they just invented it.

“I’ll soon birth thee anew.” — Alex Garland

Some hot air, I’d imagine.

Probably because they would prefer you to read the article on their site, where they receive ad revenue.

He wants to run for governor since DeSantis is term-limited. He thinks he has a better chance of winning if he isn’t tied to a party that more than half of his state already hate reflexively.

Of course!

Today is April Fool’s Day.

Given the fact that the editor in chief of The Atlantic was added to the chat by Mike Waltz, I’m going to suggest that any money DOGE spends trying to figure this out is waste, fraud, and/or abuse, and the best way for DOGE to fight that is to dismantle itself.

Also imprison these lawbreaking buffoons.

Are you in Brazil?

I have the drill sergeant bellow. It causes abject horror and pants wetting in the mentally delicate. I’d happily join the chorus.

Ugh. So uncool. ~j/k I dunno either~

It wasn’t a summary, it was just the top of the article.

The article states near the end that Pro-Palestinian group “Dark Storm” has claimed responsibility for the attack, but not everyone is convinced.

It’s not even charging y’all, we’d pay the price. It’s asinine.

My friend, in these trying times, why not try the sampler platter? Indulge in all three!

I mean it’s the same for Steam.

Edit: I’m dumb. I didn’t read the parent comment.

I completely agree.

What is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?

Less likely in Maine, but not too far off.

That first number seems off.

Edit: I meant to imply that 100% of people who voted for Trump are idiots, because they voted for Trump. To be clear.