I’m looking forward to the “Here’s your first look at the rebooted Reddit” articles in 7 years.

How better to celebrate the 2-year anniversary of Rexit?

What happens to the communities there? Is there a way for them to automatically migrate to another instance?

Hey, maybe Elon Musk should have focused on cutting waste in the HBO corporation.

“It is immoral to provide health care, because that’s in defiance of God’s will.”

• Some doctor in Tennessee soon, probably

“Did I miss something?”

No, you intentionally avoided listening to what we were telling you.

c/noshitsherlock

Serious question: If I get hit by one of these death machines, who can I (or my next-of-kin) sue? Has that been established in court?

Do no evil.

Penn & Teller’s short video on vaccinations should be required viewing for every anti-vax idiot in the land.

If you believe the idiots on r/conservative, this is all part of his plan.

It’s really amazing how the GOP members of Congress have willingly given up their power.

“Let’s see if doom-scrolling the imminent collapse of the world order as we know it manages to lull me into a peaceful slumber.”

Brilliant spin on the “Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln…” riff.

Love it!

Today: “…they will be deleted after Alexa processes your requests.”

Some point in the not-so-distant future: “We are reaching out to let you know that your voice recordings will no longer be deleted. As we continue to expand Alexa’s capabilities, we have decided to no longer support this feature.”

Jeanne Shaheen already announced that she’s not running for reelection…and she STILL voted for the CR. Not to mention that 4 of the other Dems are from the bluest of states.

What fucking bullshit.

Wouldn’t it have been better for them to wait until cars were fully self-driving? I suspect they were just trend-chasing.

Thank you!

(Though, to be fair, I’m not sure how much they deserve to be thanked for undoing a change that should never have been made in the first place.)

Didn’t anyone with a brain figure this out about a decade ago?