I had a visceral reaction to this. If you’ve heard this in real life, my deepest sympathies.

He’s old, it takes him a minute to catch up

According to an email from CSCB as of 1530 Eastern time, he’s pausing tariffs on anything CUSMA eligible for Canada and Mexico until April 2nd.

Sour grapes

Acute toxins fact sheet, guide to identifying snipe flies, several issues of Computer Gaming World from 1987, and 2 separate copies of the schematics for a Kenmore 148-1937.1 sewing machine.

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That’s pretty fucking irresponsible

Arms akimbo?

Meninges

If you’re talking about the Heritage Minutes ad about Dr. Penfield, she had epilepsy, it wasn’t a stroke. Smelling burnt toast was a precursor to her seizures.

At my local pet crematory, I was able to pick which service I preferred. Having your pet cremated by itself is much more expensive so they give the option to have them cremated together with other animals to save money (or actually be able to afford it)

Wow. You’d think “natural” would be more heavily regulated since a lot of people consider it to be a synonym for “harmless” (I am not one of them)

https://youtu.be/y2dFN_UVmBg?si=OKcxwIdLM0OVCL2C&t=3m20s

Trebuchet?

Fleas caused the death of my cat. A coworker generously brought a sample of her infestation in to the office and they must have hitched a ride home with me. My cats were indoor only, I didn’t expect them to need flea treatment. The fleas gave him hemobartonella and almost $20,000 later, we couldn’t get the anemia under control.

Nuke the fleas.

It was the shrieking that I wasn’t a fan of

It looks like he’s wearing a rubber mask. It’s unsettling.

I’m very sorry I ever made an account for sure.

Having the same problem. I have to get an affidavit of identity just to delete the account because ther is no way I’m giving them my ID.

Mine got so raggedy that my toe caught in the hem. Fell down a hill and tore a tendon in my foot.