Ahh but you see, if the world’s leaders sit idly by for another few years until there aren’t any Palestinian people left, they’ll be able to say “look the genocide has ended, we did it!”. All without having to even lift a finger to write a mildly worded letter.

But… That’s just the toilet, and it’s not secret. In fact it’s well signed to make sure people can find it.

I don’t want to read the next book.

Free‽ No profit‽‽

Where’s the profit in that!?!

This first iteration is only capable of identifying serif fonts, still impressive though.

But then they’ll just make defending yourself against armed violent and threatening homophobes a hate crime.

That right!

And you call this gestures vaguely around a bucket‽ More like some kind of high walled vessel.

But the cinnamon helps the lead taste better

If only someone had created a proofreading AI.

Prompt: proofread the draft of my novel at a 6th grade reading level.

Sure, once, but that… Was a long time ago

And you’d still be expected to work the next day

I believe this is how you know:

Cogito, ergo sum res venalis

• René Descartes

¿Por qué no los dos

That US individualism sure is paying off

Are they even people if they don’t have a net wealth over $1billion?

I feel like long attention spans would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long politians would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long legs would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long hair would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long lips would also help out in other facets of life.

I feel like long fingers would also help out in other facets of life.