BigLime

Sometimes during yo. We’d find shot bottles in the restrooms at walmart before the store opens, after the restrooms were cleaned

A national embarassment

We need to plainly say that it’s bribery and corruption at the highest level.

There were two made. At the same time.

No they got the kids and found them with their guns

Ok well I didn’t know the background or even heard of this, it just reminded me of a quote

Niko Bellic childhood

My school had two school shooting threats made the same week, and didn’t cancel school. They just called the whole sheriff’s department to play army at the school. Walking in looked like a scene from a movie in Nazi Germany, guys with guns at the door and dogs barking, APCs outside. I think there was even a helicopter at one point.

Then in March of 2020, we were supposed to come back from spring break, but the school STILL said that there was no danger because a county health offical said so. We almost went back to school until the state governor declared state of emergency and prohibited anyone from going to school.

That’s just life in the USA

Self quarantine for good measure 😷

No shit. We saw this exact same thing the first time so don’t act surprised now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhMAt3BluAU

This legit fr made my day 🥲🇲🇽

Honestly I thought I was reading the onion here

“BrInG bACk MAdE iN aMEriCA!”

Everything going according to plan, huh?

He backed down like the weak nepo baby he his

…and his wife

Reminds me of Bill Burr’s monologue on the first ladies

There really is no justice in this country

I’m fr curious if this can work. If it does, it seems beyond impossible to find a 25 year old college woman who would even want to marry

It looks even more punchable now

Dial L for Luigi

How can you be so wrong, yet so right?