You should have to get a special license to drive something as big as a modern pickup truck.

And you should have to have a justifiable reason to buy and own one.

And there should be restrictions on where they can be driven.

Basically most people shouldn’t have pickup trucks.

What’s especially funny is that he didn’t even script that, he just came up with it on the spot. And now it’s the joke he’s most known for.

Trade in their PCs to who? Fucking Aquaman?

Don’t you need to have a personality for that?

I’d rather die alone than play league

but the decision could fall to Trump, who has opposed banning TikTok.

I firmly believe he only ever said that to get elected. Trump is the one who called for the ban in the first place, and he’s already shown that he won’t be following through on the campaign promises he doesn’t actually care about.

So much time for activities!

The companies said a merger would help them better compete with big retailers like Walmart, Costco and Amazon.

You ARE big retailers!

Also, Concord is so old that they don’t even sell it anymore…

Honestly, that sounds like it’d make a pretty good Weird Al parody.

And as if he hasn’t been doing this throughout his entire term as president.

It’d also be technically true to say “Elon Musk, CEO and self-proclaimed founder of Tesla…”

but I thought that might 1) contain too many spoilers (though I doubt there’s many people that haven’t played it)

I actually appreciate that. I only finished New Vegas for the first time last week, just before Echoes of Wisdom came out. Was worried you’d finish before me and I’d end up seeing something spoilery.

At least Microsoft hasn’t announced a marginally improved $700 pro console that doesn’t even come with the disk drive.

Yet.

It depends on where, but it can be quite a bit. Typically goes towards road maintenance and whatnot.

Ironic, considering how much gasoline is taxed.

Why are we getting remasters for games that already look great on PS5? There are plenty of games that could actually use the touch up, and don’t run natively on current-gen at all.

It feels like Sony is sitting on a goddamn gold mine.