I mean, the president did threaten him, so maybe he’ll grow a spine for his own safety.

Just closing the lid on those jars is probably overkill tbh.

Actual museum curators track these kind of events, and have budgets to re-collect them later. That’s how we found the new chapter of Gilgamesh a few years ago. It was unidentified in Iraq museum, stolen during the 2003 invasion, then bought by a curator for less than $1000.

Once I asked google to remove my house from street view and it turned from a normal house to a blur, a bunch of shitty web scrapers thought it was recently renovated, so they started sending me ads for insurance to cover “my new upgrades”

What’s the furthest south and/or west you’ve ever been?

Because “the markets open at 9” is an international standard that everyone can count on. You could stagger it so that one country’s market opens at 10, then another at 12, and so on, but then what if one country chooses a different standard? What if a restaurant picks a different convention than businesses in one area? Time zones are great because once you understand them, you’ll always know how time works locally, anywhere in the world with a single piece of information, it’s a truly successful standard.

According to the latest reports, he still doesn’t know they happened because he regularly doesn’t attend his own security briefings. Not to worry though, he’ll be fully briefed this evening when Fox and Friends covers it tonight.

The black stuff is tar, so based on crude oil. This is just oil lobbying by another name.

Dang, France is really about to take away the one thing that the USA has always been ahead of them on.

Until someone points out the gun is black!

I mean, some of those things are just because online recipes are usually shit. You can pretty much always use a spice blend instead of salt and pepper, you can always add Chile powder at any concentration you desire, and you should always double the garlic (at least). Granted, some of this is because most recipes are written by AI nowadays.

Kinda wild how a web pages still take several seconds to load. I remember first hearing about multi-megabyte per second internet and assumed pages will load instantly. Now a webpage is so large it takes compiled languages several seconds to parse them.

Or, more accurately, ‘a novel that is at most partially by Lena McDonald’.

Rich people crashing their planes into random people’s houses is a tradition as old as Howard Hughes.

The new trick is that when you tap on the bottom 10%, it’ll make that app take up 90%, and the app you were just in will be downsized to the remaining 10%. As for why this is considered better than pressing the multitasking button twice, I have no idea. I’ve honestly never enjoyed the split screen feature on my phone, but I multitask a lot.

Engineers need to stay busy I guess, even if every feature a phone needs has been implemented.

And MinusJs depends on AngularJs and VueJs for some reason, but that’s just the cost of doing business!

Because Mozilla is the master of bad ideas and most open source projects are leaving github, not joining it.

He doesn’t have to be a homosapien, he could be a corporation instead!

Don’t worry, that was the appropriate reaction.

They’re sitting at 71% (mostly positive) for a game they released as early access. If your studio can’t survive that kind of response, you don’t get to blame the fans, you’re not managing your company well.