Fuck no

Fuckers are playing chess here trying to inflate their price

I’ll let you know if you talk in your sleep once you wake up. Hiding in your home for now. See you soon.

This one’s perfect

Yeah, this definitely doesn’t count as running on a c64.

Absolute smashing idea mate, totally chuffed. Bob’s your uncle!

Ouch! I must have slept wrong.

So many new terms to learn

I adopted the cutest 5lb dog, a Chihuahua Pekingese mix, she’s an angel. One day she started humping her toys, and I mean absolutely railing them. I buy her large stuffed animals now for better grip, I’m just glad she’s getting extra cardio.

Family

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hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!

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Probably did it for the carpool lane access

Man that takes me back. Full Throttle, Indiana Jones, Under a Killing Moon, so many great point and click adventure games from that time.

Man I bet the slap on the wrist will really show him!

Go to school

I think it’s a great idea! Your sister just sounds like a sad sack that’s devoid of fun.

How to Die in Oregon

Very moving documentary about assisted suicide.