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Nusm@yall.theatl.social to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Drop Day!

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Happy Thanksgiving Turkey Drop Day!

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  • curiousaur@reddthat.com
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    They can fly.

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      Short distances yes, but not when thrown from a helicopter! 🚁

      • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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        I think they’d be okay. Most of the way down would be gliding, which they’re good at, and they’d really only have to flap a bit near the ground, which is how they normally fly.

        Turkeys get up into trees; they won’t be migrating by wing, but they’re not land-bound.

        What really surprised me was learning that peacocks fly, too.

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          The zoo where I grew up has roaming peacocks since they escaped decades ago and have since just been kinda chilling around the zoo and surrounding neighborhood since.

          Edit: should add that the lore of their escape is the original enclosure was built on the assumption that they didn’t fly, might not be true but makes for a story at least.

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          Wild turkeys maybe. Doubtful about those bred for food.

          • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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            You’re probably right; however, wild turkeys looks surprisingly plump and edible.

            I happen to dislike turkey, myself, but those turkeys don’t appear particularly athletic, but they’re certainly up there.

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              Those are some impressive looking birds! I’ve crossed the street to avoid one on the sidewalk, I can’t imagine being attacked by one swooping from a tree.

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              I don’t know why but these three pictures together gives me Pablo Escobar Waiting energy.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGFtV6-ALoQ

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