Well, children might get the idea that it’s okay to slingshot birds at pigs if they’re allowed to download apps!

I don’t want to meet it.

My mom used to be a substitute teacher, and when she told me the new way kids get “taught” to read I had to look it up for myself, because I was like “You’ve got to be joking.” I couldn’t believe it was real and that a large contingent of people actually thought it was a good idea.

You’ve deleted a lot of comments for someone who doesn’t want to hide anything.

I don’t think there have been any official incarnations where they’re together, however it is a popular ship in fan-made content, so it’s not just you.

There aren’t any real romantic relationships in the series, apart from some of the characters having crushes on each other. (Sally on Linus, Charlie on an unnamed red haired girl, etc.)

I mean, that hasn’t stopped them before.

In crayon.

“Freeze peach” and all that.

His brother’s girlfriend’s cousin’s barber once liked a photo of a trans person’s cat on instagram. Case. Fucking. Closed.

I remember when they first rolled out the “made for kids” video designation, “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared” (a horror video) was labeled as children’s content by the AI until enough actual users had pointed out the error on Twitter.

A lot of the violence against trans men is in the form of rape/other forms of SA, and we eventually learn not to go to the police when that happens. (Ask me how I know!) So it won’t make the news, either.

You know, I was starting to worry that there wasn’t enough disinformation online.

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Fork found in kitchen.

Myself and most of my family are fleeing next week, and I’m still worried that this infection will spread to where we’re going. They want this to be global.

I got my 15 year old account permanently banned for filing one report against a user who was stalking my profile to call me slurs. (This was “abusing the report button”, apparently.) Everyone in my household got their accounts banned alongside mine. It’s very strange how the site is being run now.

My uncle works at Nintendo and has already fired everyone who didn’t cry when they heard the news.

We found a note where he said he did this in honor of his black transgender immigrant girlfriend named Marxina McWoke. But the dog ate it.

It was assigned “blank piece of paper” at birth, then transitioned into “paper with words on it”. Case closed. Arrest everyone.

Expected reaction to MAGA on MAGA crime.