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*meta-stasize

But we did so well catching the Boston bomber.

Tangentially related, press your tongue as flat as possible against the roof of you mouth to speed up recovery from brain freeze.

It means Rick Deckard won’t be coming for you any time soon.

Nine nine!

I’d love to see Franken back on SNL, but then conservatives would likely spin it to link Al’s resignation and “controversy” with Walz. Probably not worth it

I used to like Steven Wright.

I still do, but I used to, too.

Usually, the most effective way is to say, “Wanna hear a knock knock joke?”

“Sure!”

“Okay, you start.”

Has about a 90% success rate.

Dang it, that’s what they were. Corrected, thanks!

Don’t forget his shin splints bone spurs!

If only it were once a year. This year, people started on the 28th of fucking June, and didn’t stop until the goddamn 6th.

If it actually was contained to the 4th, I would be fine with it, but getting woken up by an explosion every night at 1:30am for a week straight, it gets real old, real fast.

Perhaps they’re attached to the metaphorical walls the woman in blue has put up in the relationship, thus contributing to the man’s wandering eye?

Not missing anything, that’s just the current style that gets the most views. It’ll eventually change to something different and everyone will adopt that new style for a while.

Yup, Scott Cramer recently did an interesting video that touches on this on his second channel, Scott is Struggling. Pretty cool if you’re into that kinda meta game of YouTube.

If a loud concert or horror movie popped up next door and rattled the houses of an entire neighborhood from 10pm to 2am, I’m pretty sure law enforcement would do something about it.

I think watching a couple audiologist videos where they dig out years of compacted q-tip cotton pressed against the eardrum might change their opinion.

Talk about hair of the dog.

I imagine there’s a level of over-cautiousness, as one misstep (or even a perceived one) and one friendly appellant judge can overturn the whole thing.

What, haven’t you all spent three months to grow one head of lettuce? Just skip breakfast for breakfast and eat cereal for dinner!

To paraphrase Devon Banks: I’m gonna shut it down. Think how much people will need lightbulbs then!

(Also; I sold the E to Samsung. They’re Samesung now.)