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I have to fix a fax machine in ICU tomorrow morning 😭

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My sister used to regularly bite me when she was angry. In her teens. No she’s not mentally disabled. 🤷

Oh no, we’re all just more concerned about affording to survive, and can’t be bothered to remember a detail about a disease from hundreds of years ago that is no longer a threat whatsoever.

I still go back and watch Spy Kids 3D like once a year. It’s just so visually unique and the plot isn’t half bad.

Ok that’s sus

Uhhh no? I’m 24. And the whole meme craze is driving out original comedy in favor of in-jokes. Also, I doubt Aristotle complained about tiktok memes

It happened to me on 3rd shift at a grocery store, where every employee was 18-24. A girl in my department a year older than me would flirt hard.

A couple months ago I was hanging out with my teenage cousin and his friends. I said something funny, and a friend said “what is that a reference to?” The problem I have is that I’m expected to be “making references” and all jokes are “memes”. There’s barely any original comedy to the point where original jokes are misunderstood as “rare memes”. I just say funny things. I’m not referencing anyone. I do like memes, but not everything is a meme.

I believe it has to do with the weights of the punishments.

Although, I will remain neutral in the argument. Drunk driving has the high chance for manslaughter, so could be considered equivalent to attempting murder. However, murder is murder, and should have a larger punishment than chance of murder.

Of course, in the grand scheme of things, we have no way of preventing the drunk driver’s death because it was “more of a punishment”, for the obvious reason that it already happened.

In other words, a dickhead is dead and there’s no changing it, so no need to argue about “it not being equal”

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It’s specifically the f-150 lightning

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Lmao no it’s definitely one person in one body.

No you have it backwards. More like

“hey, this car I bought for a couple grand is being fucky”

“nah man fuck buying a car. Leave that one in the ditch out back, and start driving this one my buddies made and have been fixing for years. Yeah it breaks a lot but hey it’s free. Oh you wanna keep using your old car, you just need an oil change? Bitch, what did I say? Use mine.”

Oh yeah btw, that new car, gas and brake are reversed. Nonono it’s ok just get used to it or you’re a dumbass

“Hey, so my car is making a weird noise” “Just go out and get a different car then”

You fucking dunce. You did not read the article. People have been taking real pictures of real children, and using AI to remove their clothes. The real person is still in the image

Oh hey, you’re that guy who uses too many commas!

Yummmm Baby season