Even then it’s only real while you’re continuing to pay for the privilege to play

What if every timeline where you exist except this one has experienced nuclear winter

That’s comforting, I’m a lone wolf across the streams of time, battling it out for no other reason than fuck you

Lemon-Lime, Cherry, or Blue raspberry, wherever your favorite flavor it’s going to cost a chunk more grandma, so hurry up and die already

If anything it might spark fundraising

Right but OP is caught in a groundhog day situation and this time they wanted to see what would happen if they posted the Keurig mishap on Lemmy

Did you though

Yeah but what about Elon?

Thanks for the F-Droid

-Dirty Mike and the boys

And robust incentives for the good guys to keep a step or two ahead of the jerks

Wait till you can have your pacemaker play the Netflix sound for 10% off the family plan

Maybe they’re all too busy basking in the warm glow of hell… Nah

How is the fleet holding up?

We almost made it this time!

Oh well, let’s freeze another fleet, wait for January and try again

The boring answer is to let them dry out and make bread crumbs. The fun answer is to toss them in egg, sugar and vanilla and make French toast bites

Tired and sore but not bad

I dunno, I’m sticking with crab fishing in the Arctic

How else are those guys supposed to cobble together a personality?

I have an LG, ten years not a single issue, works well, quiet

Right, the gunman might run into the crowd and loudly announce that he was going to shoot them before being wrestled to the ground, or the gunman might find a safe perch and fire indiscriminately into the crowd, causing casualties, panic and chaos, then melt away into the night.

Tough to say which one is more likely

Just started AC Odyssey over again. Finished it on the hardest setting the first time around, this time I’m taking a leisurely stroll through on the default difficulty level. Fun!