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We got this guy, “Not Sure.” He’s gonna fix everything.

I’ll call this uplifting news.

You needn’t take it any further, sir. You’ve proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I’ve learned me lesson, sir. I’ve seen now what I’ve never seen before. I’m cured! Praise god!

This is the way. Cut the second to last banana below the stem. Works perfectly.

/c/LostLemmings ?

Goddamn war pigs all clamoring to start shit everywhere. Send those cowards to the front lines first.

Cowards! Do your jobs! Should have taken inspiration from the French.

It seems you still have a lot of fucks to give. I’m tired of it too. Some days I’m all out of fucks.

Well, first they’ll need to dig up and reanimate the corpse of Jobs. It’s amazing to see how they repeat the same failure track when he’s not pushing them to innovate. Even when he was (back) in the top dog seat, they still fell behind the competition and took forever to come up with features that other companies had been doing for years.

You monster!

If the case is at the sentencing phase, the conviction is clearly made by the court already. If the news agency is concerned about libelous statements, that goes out the window once the court’s decision is official. OP is right. This is just pussyfooting passive voice bullshit. This was murder. Call it what it is.

Astroturfing orcs downvoting

Crosspost this to TheyKnew

beats it into your head

OP username fits

Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase. Your kids are starving. Carl’s Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl’s Jr. Carl’s Jr… “Fuck You, I’m Eating.”

Dictator getting respawn fragged on live TV would be remembered for centuries

Milo Minderbinder’s syndicate coming to mind here.

And how much of the plastic remains in the food chain when animals eat the worms? This likely isn’t the good news that it appears to be on the surface. I know an old lady who swallowed a fly….

FAFO, asshole