Snoozing the alarm this morning. Got up at 15:15, new personal worst :P

Damn, it’s so vague i still don’t understand what the fuck you’re talking about!

The selfish route: become an “”“”““artist””“”“” and sell my AI art or do commissions or whatever. Since nobody else is doing this it’s basically an infinite money glitch.

The absolutely deranged route: fabricate false evidence against every single billionaire/right wing political party, using AI to spread misinformation faster than anyone can delete it.

I try to convince every single person in the world that all the richest people are secretly plotting for the extintion of humanity or some other bullshit like that, IF all goes well (and it won’t, but it’s funny) humans will bond together in one great communist revolution against the rich and a communist utopia will be achieved.

There are quite a few holes with this plan… Off the top of my head, nobody guarantees that such a revolution would be a communist one just because I’m targetting the rich, and also people are quite dumb and will bend over backwards to defend capitalism as much as possible (I say that from experience).

Italy, 10.99€ a month, 160 gigs 5G, 100 texts, unlimited minutes

Take on me!

You can use syncthing to transfer files across the internet? How? I thought it was only for local networks

Humans are quite bad at predicting the future, so I’m going with an easy one.

China will do nothing and somehow win.

Serious answer, in italian it still uses miles

That’s an instant ego boost

All fun and games till the PO requests some new feature or change and some poor soul has to add that into your code trying not to break it

Bonus points if the poor soul is you

Obligatory “I’m not a biologist” disclaimer

You could take an X chromosome from both parents either way. And I’m pretty sure all the other chromosomes wouldn’ make that much of a difference

Absolutely nothing happened. She just said “sorry I mistook you for someone else” and I never saw her again.

Though I do remember I once mistook a random guy for one of my friends and showed him a meme. Then I realized he wasn’t my friend and he said “Sorry I’m not that guy, good meme though”

Not me apparently

I do not wish to be horny anymore

I just want to be happy

Ngl i didn’t read what community this was and assumed it was a shitpost

How do you do fellow zoomers?

I do this with music. All of my library is stored as mp3s, which doesn’t really make a difference quality wise considering I mostly just use a cheap pair of earphones. I’m not an audiophile anyways. In addition I also store a copy of my music library in my phone for offline usage, and that’s where the compression comes in handy.

Thanks!

Ok that’s actually quite funny, can you give me a screenshot?

You mean the whole thing? Or just the word?